Walking in the Woods

You're walking in the woods, there's no-one around and your phone is dead. Then, out of the corner of your eye you spot him.... Shia LaBeouf [[Watch him->Watch Him]] [[Ignore->Ignore Him]]

He's following you, about 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint, he's gaining on you! [[Run away->Look Car]] [[Fight->Fight for your Life]]

You get the feeling you're being followed... [[It'll be fine->Catch Up]] [[Take a Look->Watch Him]]

You feel breathing on your back... He's right behind you isn't he? (if:visits is 2)[[[Defend yourself->Fight for your Life]]] (if:visits is 1)[[[Greet him->Cooking Sim]]] [[He won't do anything to me->Bad End]]

You get ready to fight, but Shia is quick. He dodges under your first punch and tackles you to the ground. Shia holds you down while looking for something to bludgeon you with. [[Go for his throat->Go for the Throat]] [[Scream for help->Call for Help]]

You try to pretend you can't feel him there, but it's no good. You get ready to scream for help, but before you can he tackles you to the ground. On your stomach and unable to defend yourself, Shia bludgeons you with a nearby rock and drags you back to his cabin to cook you alive. [[Game Over->Shia]]

While he's distracted, you pry one of your arms free and punch him in the throat. He falls aff of you coughing violently, now's your chance to escape, [[RUN!!!->Take the Path]]

You scream for help, but you're too deep in the woods for anyone to hear you. Shia finds a rock and smashes it into your face. He takes your body back to his cabin to make you into his dinner. [[Game Over->Shia]]

As Shia draws nearer, you can see that there's blood covering his face. In fact, there's blood everywhere! Shia frantically waves a knife as he closes in on you. Terrified, you sprint away as fast as you can, dodging through the trees in an attempt to lose him. Over the past few months, you've been hearing about mysterious disappearances in these woods, and now you think you finally know what's causing them. Unbeknownst to the world, HollyWood superstar Shia Labeouf has been lurking in the shadows and living in the woods. Killing for sport and then eating all the bodies. Shia Labeouf is a CANNIBAL!!! After putting a good amount of distance between yourself and your legendary pursuer, you try to remember the way back to your car, but you're completely lost now. You come across a path and hear Shia growling in the distance behind you. [[Take the path->Take the Path]] [[Stay hidden in the bushes->Stay Hidden]]

(if:(history: where its name contains "Go for the Throat")'s length is 1)[You run away and come across a path.] Examining the path, you think you see a light further down, maybe someone who can help. You seem to have lost Shia, so you walk down the path, approaching the light. As you get closer, you can make out that its a small cottage. You reach the doorstep and try to open the door, it's locked. [[Knock on the door->Knocking]] [[Go hide around back->Hide]] [[Wait at the door->Waiting]]

You decide against taking the path, and instead follow it from a distance while staying concealed in the bushes. As you move slowly, as not to make any noise, you see that there's a light in the distance. [[Head towards it->Head Towards]] [[Stay in the bushes ->Dont Go]]

A far off rustling inspires you to start moving, and if you have to move somewhere, you may as well go towards the light. Being careful still to not make noise so you don't give away your position, you creep through the bushes. After a few minutes, you decide to rest against a tree and listen out for your pursuer when all of a sudden... YOUR LEG! IT'S CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP!!!! You manage to stifle your scream, but the pain is immense and you can't move with the trap on your leg. [[Gnaw off your leg->No Leg]] [[Pry the trap open->Open Trap]]

You debate going towards the light or attempting to find your car now that you've lost... A roar that unmistakably came from HollyWood superstar Shia LaBeouf who's been following you! [[He's here->Catch Up]]

Setting yourself down gently on the ground, you muster all the flexibility you have and bend down to begin chewing off your leg just above the trap. It takes a considerable amount of time, and you are constantly on the verge of throwing up, but at last, you've done it. Now freed from the bear trap and after tying your pant leg closed over the stump, you grab a branch to use as a cane and resume looking for the source of the light. To your surprise, it's just up ahead, a small cottage in a clearing. [[Go check it out->Cottage]]

You grab a nearby branch and attempt to pry open the bear trap. You put all your weight into it, but the trap won't budge. Instead, the branch snaps and impales you through the chest. This time, you're unable to hold in your scream, and you let out a gut wrenching cry as you fall to the ground. Lying in the dirt, you can see a figure approaching as everything goes black. Shia is here to collect his prey. [[Game over->Shia]]

You reach the front door, and find it unlocked. Slowly, you turn the knob and push open the door... Shia is sitting in front of a fireplace, sharpening an ax and humming a tune to himself, he doesn't hear you enter. (if:(history: where its name contains "No Leg")'s length >= 1)[You decide to ditch your cane as to not make more noise, instead opting to crawl quietly across the floor. You make your way towards him.] (if:(history: where its name contains "No Leg")'s length is 0)[You tiptoe quietly towards him.] You're right behind him now, and he doesn't know you're there. You notice a knife on the table next to him. [[Strangle him from behind->Strangle]] [[Grab the knife->Knife him]]

You knock on the door, but there's no-one there. [[Hide around back->Hide]] [[Wait at the door->Waiting]]

You hide behind the cottage for about an hour, until you hear someone come to the front door, and open it. You wait until you hear it close before carefully circling back around to the front. [[Try the door->Cottage]]

You wait at the front door, and fatigued by all your running and sneaking around, you fall asleep. When you awake, you're inside the cottage, bound by the feet and hands. Shia sits in front of a fireplace, sharpening an ax. It doesn't look like you're making it out of this alive... [[Game over->Shia]]

You lunge at Shia and lock your arms around his neck. He drops the ax to try and pry your arms off of him, but adrenaline is a hell of a drug and you won't let go. Shia notices the knife on the table and grabs it. He prepares to stab at you. [[Grab the knife->Wrestle Kf]] [[Choke him harder->Why]]

You reach for the knife, but he sees you out of the corner of his eye and swings the ax at you. The blade is facing away from you, so you only get hit by the backside. Unfortunately, Shia never skips a day at the gym, and he swings it with enough force to shatter your jaw. (if:(history: where its name contains "No Leg")'s length >= 1)[Lying on the ground, body wracked with pain, you try to crawl away. Shia easily beats you to the door and closes it. He comes back over to you, raises the ax over his head, and then... [[Accept your fate->ax Bad]] [[Sweep his legs->Go Out]]] (if:(history: where its name contains "No Leg")'s length is 0)[You scurry away from Shia and are presented with a choice. [[Run for the door->Knife Throw]] [[Throw the knife at him->Kife]]]

Shia swings the ax down into your skull with full force. [[Game over->Shia]]

(if:(history: where its name contains "No Leg")'s length is 0)[You make it outside, not sure where to go now.] (if:(history: where its name contains "No Leg")'s length >= 1)[You pick up the ax from the floor and use it as a cane to help you walk outside. Once you get outside, despite the alarming amount of blood draining from your stump leg, you let out a sigh of relief...] (if:(history: where its name contains "Strangle")'s length is 0)[You're not given much time to think, as suddenly, you feel cold metal pressed up against your temple. IT'S SHIA! AND HE HAS A GUN!!!] (if:(history: where its name contains "Strangle")'s length >= 1)[But wait! He isn't dead! Shia Surprise! There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes!] [[You know Jiu-Jitsu->Do It]] [[Since when do you know Jiu-Jitsu?->Dont Do It]]

You turn and run for the door, but the the knife you tried to grab is still on the floor. Shia picks it up, and with the precision of the worlds deadliest assassin, he throws the knife which enters your neck, sepereating your vertebrae and paralyzing you from the neck down. [[Game over->Shia]]

The knife you tried to grab is still on the ground. You lunge for it and throw it at Shia. It hits him in the leg, and he's incapacitated for a moment, now you can make your escape. [[Go for the door.->Get Away]]

That one summer as a kid that you spent at a Jiu-Jitsu camp comes rushing back to you as you use your sick moves to bodyslam superstar Shia LaBeouf. This is it, your legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf. A normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf. [[Swing an ax at Shia LaBeouf->ax Swing]] [[Do more Jiu-Jitsu->Jitsu]]

You try to plead for your life, but the moment words leave your mouth, Shia squeezes the trigger, and it all goes black. [[Game over->Shia]]

You let go of Shia and wrestle him for the knife. He's fierce, but your drive to survive this night is equally fierce. You start to gain the upper hand, and have a decent amount of control of the knife. [[Stab him in the throat->Why]] [[Stab him in the kidney->Hehe]]

(if:(history: where its name contains "Wrestle Kf")'s length is 0)[You squeeze even harder, but before he blacks out, Shia manages to sink the blade of the knife into your eyesocket. You lose this round.] (if:(history: where its name contains "Wrestle Kf")'s length >= 1)[You attempt to stab Shia in the throat, but he's trained for this and redirects the knife into your throat instead.] [[Game over->Shia]]

You've done it, you defeated Shia LaBeouf. [[Go outside->Get Away]]

You muster all your strength and swipe at his legs. He topples to the ground, dropping the ax. You pick up the ax and use it as a cane to help you leave the cottage. You practically fly out the door as you do your best to run away with the ax as a cane. You pick yourself up off the dirt outside and hobble your way over to a tree. Resting against the tree, you catch your breath, you've managed to escape Shia LaBeouf... But that would be too easy, and this night has more in store for you. In the moment that you took to rest, Shia has made his way outside and found you again. Before you have a chance to act, you feel the cold steel of a gun pressed against your head. [[You know Jiu-Jitsu->Do It]] [[Since when do you know Jiu-Jitsu?->Dont Do It]]

(if:(history: where its name contains "No Leg")'s length >= 1)[You try to swing the ax at Shia, but the blood draining from your stump leg makes you feel weak.] (if:(history: where its name contains "No Leg")'s length is 0)[You take your first swing, but lose your balance and land in a bear trap! Your leg is in unbearable pain, but you have to push through, it's now or never.] You take another swing at him. [[Swing to the right->SWR]] [[Swing to the left->SWL]]

You caught him off guard the first time, who would've expected you to know Jiu-Jitsu? But this time, Shia is ready. (if:(history: where its name contains "No Leg")'s length >= 1)[You try to take Shia down to the ground, but it proves difficult missing a leg. He redirects you and throws you to the ground, there's dirt in your mouth.] (if:(history: where its name contains "No Leg")'s length is 0)[You feel confident in your abilities, but Shia is on another level. In the blink of an eye, he sends you crashing to the ground, there's dirt in your mouth.] [[Use the ax->ax Swing]] [[Try more Jiu-Jitsu->Oog]]

You get back up, ready to try your mad Jiu-Jitsu skills again, but Shia has grabbed the ax, and before you can steady yourself, he swings it full force into your chest. [[Game over->Shia]]

He dodges your swing and parries to the left. [[Counter to the right->Neck]] [[Counter to the left->nO]]

He dodges your swing, and parries to the right. [[Counter to the left->Neck]] [[Counter to the right->nO]]

You catch him in the neck. Shia shows no emotion as the blade of the ax continues its path straight through. You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf. His head rolls off his shoulders and topples to the ground, expressionless, followed by the rest of his body. You fall to your knees and catch your breath. It's finally over... You're finally safe... from Shia LaBeouf.

Your swing misses, and Shia Karate chops you in the neck. Your left arm goes numb, and you drop the ax, this is it... [[Game over->Shia]] [[Wait, who's that?->Obama?]]

It's former U.S. president Barack Obama! He put's himself between you and Shia, holding a 12 guage shotgun. Before Shia overcomes the shock of seeing former U.S. president Barack Obama, former U.S. president Barack Obama points the shotgun at his chest, and blasts him. Shia goes flying through the trees, and finally... You're safe from Shia LaBeouf, saved by former U.S. president Barack Obama.

Cautiously, you turn around to see Shia Labeouf with his hands on his knees catching his breath. "Slow down would you? I've been trying to get your attention, you shouldn't be out in these woods alone like this. It's dangerous." [["I'm a little lost, I was just trying to find my car."->Company]] [["Thanks, but I can take care of myself."->Defy]]

"Oh yeah, sure, your car. I can help you find it, I know these woods pretty well..." You get a weird itchy feeling on your back as he talks, but it's probably just your jacket or something. You tell Shia what your car looks like and where you remember parking, and he leads you off to go search for it. He doesn't say much as you walk, and barely ever looks back at you. You were never the most navigationally gifted, but after a while, you get the sense that you're not going in the right direction at all. You parked in a fairly open area and it seems like the trees are only getting thicker as you go. [[Ask Shia where you're going->Ask]] [[Trust Shia's judgement->Trust]]

"Are you sure? It really isn't safe to be alone, bears and stuff...y'know?" Shia slowly reaches behind his back, but you pretend not to notice. [["Yes, now leave me alone please."->Final]] [["Well if you insist, would you mind helping me find my car?"->Company]]

Shia backs off and walks away, but you can tell that he's just hiding behind some trees now. You start to walk away, but just a few moments later, you can feel him breathing on the back of your neck again. [[Scream for help->Bad End]]

You decide to try asking Shia where you're going, but he doesn't respond. You briefly consider leaving and searching on your own, but when you try to go a different direction, your legs don't cooperate. It's almost as if you're bound by some spell of his and are compelled to follow him wherever he takes you. [[Walk->Trust]]

After following Shi for a while, you can see some light in the distance. It doesn't look like your car. As you get closer, you make out that it's a cabin in the middle of a small clearing. "I know I said I was gonna help you find your car, but I wanted to show you something first. I don't get many visitors out here, it's a little lonely." [[Go along with it->Go Along]] [[Nope tf out of there->Nope]]

For some reason, you decide to humor him and see whatever it is he wants to show you. You follow him to the cabin and go inside. Upon entering, you see a large open room with a lit fireplace on the back wall and a kitchen area off to the left. There's an ax hanging over the fireplace, but you pay it no attention. Shia heads over to the kitchen and starts grabbing things out of the fridge. "This won't take long, it's just a simple recipe my mom taught me. Only takes a few minutes but it is to die for I promise you." [[Wait->mmm]] [[Look at the ax->axxxxx]]

You try to leave, but you feel a little odd when you do and [[then...->Go Along]]

You go over to the kitchen area and pull up a chair to watch Shia cook. You've never really been too experienced in the kitchen, so you can barely tell what he's doing, but whatever it is, he's doing it fast, and it smells really good. Like, it smells insanely good. So good in fact, [[that...->Wake Up]]

While you wait, you go back to look at the ax hanging over the fireplace. Shia seems preoccupied with cooking, so you carefully lower the ax down from its mount on the wall. Whatever he's cooking smells good. The ax is incredibly shiny, as if it'd been freshly polished. You watch the flames from the fireplace dance in its reflection before turning the face of the ax towards yourself. You don't see yourself in the reflection. Instead, you see some strange amorphous being that only barely resembles you in terms of color and vague shape. The smell from whatever Shia is cooking grows stronger and stronger [[until...->Wake Up]]

You shoot awake and are instantly assaulted by a terrible pain in your left leg. Your left leg... You look down and quickly notice your lack of a left leg, that would explain the pain. Slowly, you start to feel this pain creep all throughout your body, and it takes nearly all your strength to just look around. You're still in Shia's cabin, but it's not the same as you remember. Now you notice the walls and floors are covered in blood and there's a pile of bones in the corner. You try to scream, but all that comes out is a hoarse yelp. Sadly, it was loud enough for Shia to hear. "Oh, sorry about that, I thought you'd be out longer." Shia's standing over you, chewing on something that looks like a piece of cooked meat. "But at least you get to know that you taste really good." Looking past Shia, you can see what remains of your leg on the kitchen counter. "Well, no point in you staying awake any longer..." Shia hits you with something, and it all goes black. [[Game Over->Shia]]